Escape Pod 984: Imperial (Flashback Friday)
Imperial By Jonathon Sullivan (Excerpt) Dennis blinked through his dripping eyelashes at the irresistible abomination seated on the blue-green grass two meters in front of him. The Pig smiled her bio-engineered leopard-smile at him and kept her right hand prominently in contact with the stun-gun at her hip. He stared, too choked with shock, desire and tepid river water to speak.
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