I'm Not Disappointed Just Mad AKA The Heaviest Couch in the Known Universe
Novelette 14,019 words Recommended by 4 award/anthology sources
A stoner kid and his best friend attempt to move a sofa across town during an alien invasion...
Content warnings 3
death-of-a-loved-onegoreviolence
Quasar links out; the story lives on Reactor, where the author gets the click.